When jokes
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Memes
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"