When jokes

When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.

Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.

Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.

When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.

When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;

When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;

My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.

Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.

I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."

Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.

What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?

DeterMIENATION

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

What does a French guy say when he falls off?

Oh no, Eiffel!

What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

What did they call Hitler when he swam?

Adolfin.

When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.

“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”

My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.

I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.

Jesus was drinking when he made you.