When jokes
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
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When you're born on 4/20/69...
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.