When jokes
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
Memes
Real
What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
Is it all right when there is nothing left?
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends arenβt sure whether to blindfold her.
What does a cop say when they shoot ginger?
"Orange is the new black."
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?
Reload and keep firing!
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
Whatβs the difference between a feminist and a suicidal vest?
A suicidal vest actually works when triggered.
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldnβt get high.