When jokes
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.