When jokes
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
Memes
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
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Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.