When jokes

Vampire

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?

Lots of blood tests!

Car

If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.

Orphan

What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?

"Panera, my parents are dead."

Memes

Mama

Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"

Atm

P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.

What does ATM stand for?

Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.

😂🤣

Raincoat

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

Butt

My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:

I got it from her when I was born.

Camera

How do you know when you're disliked?

When they always give you the camera for group photos.

Onion

What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.

Onion

What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?

You cry when you cut an onion.

Mama

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

Mama

Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.

Problem

What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?

Just hang in there, man.