Whats jokes
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
What is worse: 10 babies stapled to 1 tree, or 1 baby stapled to ten trees?
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
What's Adam's biggest fear?
Andy with a belt.
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What is brown and extremely sticky?
A stick.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
What do you call a rude cow?
Beef jerky.
What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?
"I'm wiped!"
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.