What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
Whats Jokes
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
