Whats jokes

Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?

Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?

Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.

Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?

Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.

Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!

What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.

Q. What do rape victims miss?

A. Part of their brain.

What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.

What does the ocean do to its friends?

It waves.

(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)

What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."

What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.

What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?

The blond survived.

Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.

Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.

Guy #2: Why, what is it?

Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.

Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...

Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!

What is black and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking's after a fire.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.

What is a "dad?"

What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?

A ham sandwich.

What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.

What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?

A Sandy Hook.

What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?

I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?

They never get old.

What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.

What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..

There is none.