Whats jokes
What can't an orphan spell?
Home.
What did the 12-year-old boy say to the priest?
Nothing, because his mouth was full.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
"Our souls will rain forever."
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.