Whats jokes
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"
The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
What is the richest nut ever? A cash-ooo!
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?
"I'm wiped!"
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a rude cow?
Beef jerky.
Girl: Hey. Boy: Hi? Girl: I need to tell you something... Boy: WHAT? Girl: I like you. Boy: And I hate you. Boy: YOU'RE A CHICKEN 🐔🐔 🐔 Girl: I HATE YOU YOU POOP 💩💩💩💩 Girl: LOSER L Boy: I thought you said you liked me. Girl: SHUT UP CHICKEN/POOP 💩💩🐔 🐔 Boy: GIRL BYE Girl: Bye Felicia.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?