Whats jokes
What did Sally get for Christmas? Ligma?
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
What's worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul.
What is brown and extremely sticky?
A stick.
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
what a role model xx
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
What is the richest nut ever? A cash-ooo!
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagle-lastic band!
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
What is a show for kids?
Barney.