Whats jokes

What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.

What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?

Self-raising.

What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?

"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"

What's an orphan's least favorite game?

Hide and seek.

If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"

What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.

Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?

No, what happened?

He couldn’t stop pootin!

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂

What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?

Suck his balls.

Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?

Me: Look at the stars in the sky.

Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?

Me: No, it’s a waste of time.

Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.

Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.

Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?

A: Not very interesting.

What do you call an orphan's family photo?

A selfie.

What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?

"I don’t have a mama."

What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?

A plastic surgeon. 😷

What do you call a group of emos?

The Suasied Squid.

Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?

Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.

Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?

Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.

Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?

The subway guy didn’t get away with it...

What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?

"Me time."

What do orphans and deaf people have in common?

They can't hear their parents.

What is an Emo's favorite movie?

"Suicide Squad."