Whats jokes
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?
"Goodnight, Mom!"
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.