Whats jokes
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "I gagged."
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?
She died the next weekend.
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?
"Ground beef!"
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
What did the toaster say to the toast?
"I want you inside me."
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad.
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
What is the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your whole day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.
What does BLM stand for?
Biden loves millennials.