Whats jokes

What is long and black?

The line at Popeyes.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?

Her dad didn't beat cancer.

Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?

Because they don't know what a home is.

What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.

I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?

What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?

What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."

What do emo kids have in common with orphans?

They both depress'd on the inside.

What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.

What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?

"No family."

Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?

What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.

Why can't orphans play poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is.

What is an emo kid's favorite song?

"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.

What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?

What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?

Suicide Squad.

What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.

What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?

A bullet.

People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!

1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.