Whats jokes
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
What's the difference between a feminist and Kim Jong Un?
Kim Jong Un has rights.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
A guy goes in to get some tests done. The doctor comes out and says, "I got good news and bad news." The guy says, "Ok, let's get the bad news out of the way." The doctor says, "The tests came back positive. You got two weeks to live." The guy says, "Oh My God!! Then what the hell is the good news?" Doctor says "You see that nurse over there, the one with the big tits? I'm screwin' her."
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.