What did the beach say when the tide came in?
"Long time no sea."
Whats Jokes
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
What was I saying again?
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What's bad? A nut allergy.
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?
"I got stuck in a butt crack!"
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
