Whats jokes

What did the Indian say to the cow?

I lowe you, moo than anything.

A girl walks into the church and confesses.

Girl: "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."

Priest: "How have you sinned, may I ask?"

Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."

Priest: "Why did you call a man a son of a bitch?"

Girl: "He held my hand."

Priest: "Like this?" (He holds the girl's hand.)

Girl: "Yes, Father."

Priest: "That does not explain why you called a man a bitch."

Girl: "He started taking off my clothes."

Priest: "Like this?" (He takes off the girl's clothes.)

Girl: "Yes, Father."

Priest: "That also doesn't explain why you called the man a bitch."

Girl: "Then he took off his clothes and put his you know what into my you know what."

Priest: "Like this?" (He puts his you know what into her you know what.)

Girl: "Yes, Father! Yes, Father!"

Priest: "Then what?"

Girl: "Then he got up and left me naked."

Priest: "That son of a bitch!"

What gun isn’t allowed in Africa?

A water gun.

What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?

An investigator.

What does LMAO mean?

Launching missiles at orphanage.

If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What is a group of emo kids called?

A suicide squad.

What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.

What sport are Mexicans the best at?

Cross country.

What is the difference between anal and oral sex?

Oral sex makes your whole day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.

Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!

Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)

What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.

What does BLM stand for?

Biden loves millennials.

What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can't tuna fish.

J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.

Guy: Oh, what is it?

J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.

Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?

What makes a skeleton laugh?

When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!

Heh.

How does the sea say hello?

It WAVES you.

SEA what I did there?

I'm SHORE you saw it.

Don't be SALTY!

What's the difference between a baby and a ball?

If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.

What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.