Whats jokes
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
Memes
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
What does this mean? 👊🥩
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."