Whats jokes
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"
The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
What's worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul.
What's worse than 5 babies tied to 5 trees?
1 baby tied to 5 trees.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
What did Sally get for Christmas? Ligma?
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.?
Tourists.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
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