Whats jokes
What is heavy forward but not backward?
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"
The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
What's worse than 5 babies tied to 5 trees?
1 baby tied to 5 trees.
What did Sally get for Christmas? Ligma?
What's worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul.