Whats jokes
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
What happened to the frog that partied illegally?
He got TOAD away!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My friend, what's up?
Me: What's up in space is planets and stars.
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit. He slams on his brakes, gets out, and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired.
A passing car slams on its brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny, pulls out an aerosol can, and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The bunny jumps up, runs a few feet, then stops, turns around, and waves its paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight.
The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says, “Wow, that is amazing! What is in that can?” The man looks at the can and reads the label, “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave.”
What's red and in a corner?
A baby with a razor blade.
What's green and in a corner?
The same baby three weeks later.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
Friend: “What's that on your arm?”
Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”
A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
I hate it when people are at my house and ask, "Do you have a bathroom?" What answer are they expecting? "No, we pee in the yard?"
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.