Whats jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
What do you call a gay French man?
A faguette!
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.?
Tourists.
A kid asks his mom what dark humor is.
She says, “You see that man with no arms, tell him to clap.”
“But mom, I’m blind!” says the kid.
“Exactly,” replied the mom.
What is heavy forward but not backward?
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
What is worse: 10 babies stapled to 1 tree, or 1 baby stapled to ten trees?
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
What's Adam's biggest fear?
Andy with a belt.