Whats jokes
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
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What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
What's funnier than 24? 25!
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What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
Lean beef.
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
What time is it? It's time for lunch.
*Quoted by Bubble Guppies*
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
What did the bull say when he went to college?
Bison!
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.