Whats jokes
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
What was OceanGate's biggest regret?
Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.