Whats jokes
So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"
He says, "What's it to ya?"
So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"
Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
What time is it? It's time for lunch.
*Quoted by Bubble Guppies*
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
What is the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!