Whats jokes
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
What did Jim say to Jeff?
"I killed your ham."
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
Memes
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What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's thick, long, hard, and has cum in it?
Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until a boy is 13 before it comes onto his face.
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
You know what to do with this?
Get it to the same amount of dislikes and likes!
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans.