What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
Whats Jokes
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad.
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage.
Hey, I have a joke!
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of its clause!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
