Whats jokes
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
I never knew what my dad's job was.
One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
What did one plane say to the other?
"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."
Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"
So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"
He says, "What's it to ya?"
So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"
Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
What did Santa say when he saw a pretty girl?
HO, HO, HO!
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fffffsshhhhhh
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking you.
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.