Whats jokes
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
What's Technoblade's actual Zodiac Sign?
Cancer!
Memes
What are these wrong answers only
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What kind of file turns a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A pedophile.
What's the best thing about having sex with 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. πππ
The other day while I was going down on my grandma, I thought I tasted a little horse semen and I got to wondering if maybe thatβs what killed her!
Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
Two wind turbines are standing in a field.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."
What did the first guy say to the second?
Wanna shove a banana up yo ass?
What's the difference between a five-year-old and a Democrat?
The five-year-old doesn't expect you to do everything for them.
(Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Shapiro 2020)
What does a grape do if a rhino is about to squash it?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)