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What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
Hey, I have a joke!
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of its clause!
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
Memes
What are these wrong answers only
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage.
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad.
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
What is the difference between cremation and smoking?
While you are smoking, you don't go up in smoke.
A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."