Whats jokes
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
What's the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole?
A: Hole-y shit!
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? The rabbi cuts it off, and the priest sucks it off.
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What's ALS?
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?
You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?
"They see me rolling, they hatin'."
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.