Whats jokes
What’s the hardest part to eat on a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
What is the difference between a tree and when I walk home at night?
What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
What did the hairdresser say to the power line?
"Want a power cut?"
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
What's funnier than 24? 25!
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.