Whats jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.
What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? One alive at the bottom.
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until a boy is 13 before it comes onto his face.
What’s 2 Mexicans playing basketball called?
"Juan on Juan."
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans.
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
What does a robot do after a one night stand?
He nuts 'n bolts!
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
What did Jim say to Jeff?
"I killed your ham."
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡