Whats jokes
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
Memes
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
What’s big and black on the road?