Whats jokes
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
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An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.