Whats jokes
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What does every pirate hate?
A small chest with no booty.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
Me when I’m texting somebody and their spelling is so bad I can’t understand what they’re saying
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?
iPhones have a home button.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?