What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
Whats Jokes
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.
