Whats jokes
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Sadly 😢
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"