Whats jokes
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 80 mph? Its butt.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
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What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.