Whats jokes

What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!

When you're sad, hit an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What do you say when an emo cuts themself?

"Like your cut, G."

What did the evil chicken lay?

Deviled egg.

What do you call a turkey when it is scared?

A chicken.

What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?

The rope would catch her.

What did Obama ask Trump?

What's the best cheese in the world?

Dick cheese.

What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.

What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.

What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross-country.

As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.

Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?

A: They're both cheesy.

What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?

A Kinder Surprise.

What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?

The final countdown.

What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?

A fizzician.

What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?

Death.

What kind of udder likes McDonald's?

Udderly unhealthy.

What happens to Emos when they go up?

They never come down.