Whats jokes
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...