Whats jokes
Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.