Whats jokes
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me what you did?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
Sadly 😢
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?
Reload and keep firing!
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a suicidal vest?
A suicidal vest actually works when triggered.
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...