Whats jokes

What do you call a girl furry?

A pussy cat.

What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?

They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.

What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."

What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?

Winston Churchill.

If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?

The Royal Commission.

Alternatively, Tony Abbott.

What's the difference between a gun and a penis?

The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.

What did the talking rope say to the man?

"Just hang in there."

Her: "Land of the free".

Me: *fat*

Her: What do you mean?

Me: It's not fat-free.

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?

Lots of blood tests!

What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?

Self-raising flour.

What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.

I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?

What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"

What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.

What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?

Family size.

What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?

They both have no meaning.

What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?

Only the taste.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

What is an orphan's favorite car?

A family car.