Whats jokes
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
What month has 28 days?
Memes
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"