Whats jokes
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a suicidal vest?
A suicidal vest actually works when triggered.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)