Whats jokes
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Memes
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did Obama ask Trump?
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.