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What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
Memes
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...
What happened?
Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone else’s baby, not the wife’s baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What's Kobe's favorite song?
"Helicopter Helicopter"
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.