Whats jokes
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?
Reload and keep firing!
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
Memes
Ignore line & ovals
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
What’s the difference between a feminist and a suicidal vest?
A suicidal vest actually works when triggered.
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!