Whats jokes
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six).
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
What happened when the man died? Yes.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)