Whats jokes
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
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What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.