Whats jokes
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Memes
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.