Whats jokes
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
Whats up brother
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid.
What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?
Ground beef.
What’s big and black on the road?
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
I got up one day; my neighbor was in my house and was going to take me and my mom out. I showed my mom and my neighbor a trick. They both liked it. I asked my neighbor, "Do you know any tricks?" He said, "Yes, in matter of fact, I could tell you what your mom had for breakfast." I said, "How?" Well, my neighbor licked my mom's ass and ate her pussy out in front of me. He told me my mom had pancakes. So we were in the car; I asked my neighbor, "How did you know what my mom had pancakes for breakfast?" My neighbor said, "Well, that is what your mom made me while we were waiting for you to get up."
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?
Stoners have papers.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.