Whats jokes
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
What is the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?
The wheelchair.
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.