Whats jokes
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
Memes
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What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.