Whats jokes

Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.

What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?

Dog poop touches grass.

What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.

What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.

If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?

What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?

One Hung Lo.

What has hands but can’t clap?

A thalidomide baby.

Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.

What do you call people from Paris?

Parasites.

What do you call sweaty titties?

Humititties.

What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six).

What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?

The frog might be on his way to a gig!

What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?

The anesthesia takes time to put you under.

Umm, what joke should I make?

What do you call a nazi that can’t see?

A nozi.

What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"

What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.

Q: What are women better than men at doing?

A: Winning arguments.

Q: What are men better than women at doing?

A: Winning swimming titles.

What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.

What's Michael Jackson's nickname?

Nivea black and white.