What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Whats Jokes
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
What’s big and black on the road?
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did Obama ask Trump?
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
