Whats jokes
My girlfriend accuse me of cheating. I asked her what was I supposed to do? She was just lying naked she said just do the damn autopsy.
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
What do orgasms and pulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.