Whats jokes
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Memes
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
God creates dog.
God: "You are man's best friend."
Dog: "That's pretty sexist."
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.