Whats jokes
What is the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?
The wheelchair.
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?
iPhones have a home button.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.