Whats jokes

What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?

Robot Wars.

I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.

When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".

I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!

I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.

(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)

(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)

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What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?

Impossible!

Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.

Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?

A: Throw in some laundry.

What's an orphan's favorite flower?

Self-raising flour.

What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"

What do orphans have in common with mute children?

They can't talk to their parents.

What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common?

A: They both come in a little behind.

What's the difference between herpes and my dad?

Herpes stays around.

What's black and white, black and white, black and white?

Michael Jackson.

What's the difference between me and a rapist?

He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.

She was just 7 years old.

What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

They both came from behind and crushed them.

What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?

Lego, so he can build a home.

Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?

Friends: No, what is it?

Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.

What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?

Special forces.

Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?

Kid: AK!

Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿‍♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻

If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?

What do you call two redheads on Mars?

Locals.