Whats jokes
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
Memes
What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?
*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁