Whats jokes
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
What is Epstein's favorite piano chord?
A minor.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
What did the 12-year-old boy say to the priest?
Nothing, because his mouth was full.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.