Whats jokes
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato clock.
The shop keeper said, "I don't know what a potato clock is."
The man said, "Me neither, but I'm starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9, so I'd have to get a potato clock."
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
A girl kept looking through the window whilst the boys got changed!
I, as a boy, was getting annoyed, so I found an interesting magazine in the corner. So, what did I do? Reload and fire!
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
What is Helen Keller's son's name? Hrrrrrrr.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.