Whats jokes

What is a Mexican's only obstacle?

Border patrol.

What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.

What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."

What do you call a violent fish?

A smackeral!

What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look, I’m about to change!

Me: John, what did he do earlier?

John: Hold on, I’m trying to think.

Me: I thought I smelled poop.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?

A: Mat.

I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."

What did Ron put in his diary?

I "Her-mio-ne" after I banged her last night.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.

What did the cancer cell say to its neighbor?

"Mind if I join you?"

What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.

What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?

Orange juice.

What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?

Depends...

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What did the panther say at the poker party?

I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.

What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?

A blood bath.

I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"

And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"

And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.

What's black and yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of orphans.

What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.