Whats jokes
What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?
A rock can break a glass ceiling.
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
Memes
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning, and his dad was making a lot of mistakes. Suddenly, his dad screams, "Bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant, and his dad replied, "Aunts and uncles." Oh. Next thing he hears is, "Dicks and pussies!" Johnny asks, "What's that mean?" To which his dad replied, "Uh, coats and hats." Oh. Next thing he knows, he sees his dad jumping around the bathroom yelling, "Fucking, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" "What does that mean, dad?" And his dad yells, "Cut, Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving, and the doorbell rings, and Johnny answers it and says, "Hey, bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
A: Will you marrow me?
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?
What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
I work with animals!
What do you do?
I’m a butcher.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t do drugs.
What do you do when you hear your wife squirming around in the back yard?
Reload... chhchhhh.