Whats jokes
What’s long and hard and full of semen?
A submarine.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
What is heavy forward but not backward?
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
A girl and a boy were on a date. The boy kept farting. The girl asked, "What is wrong?!?". The boy replied, "Explosive diarrhea.". The girl said, "Ew".
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. The center of the explosion, the bathroom.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.
What's big and yellow and can't swim? A bus filled with children.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.