What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
Whats Jokes
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
What's black and long? A line at KFC.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
