Whats jokes
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.
Memes
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.