Whats jokes

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"

What’s the difference between cancer and my brother?

My brother didn’t beat cancer.

What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?

A slow clap.

What do you call a group of emo people?

"The Suicide Squad."

What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.

What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?

One was born burnt.

What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?

Shot in the head.

What is the worst part about siblings having sex?

Being left out.

What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?

A KKKO.

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?

There's no way home.

Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?

Ben: I don't know.

Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.

What is another name for 9/11?

A forbidden game of Jenga.

If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?

What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.

What’s white and sticky and better to spit out than to swallow? Toothpaste.

What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?

They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.

What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!

What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.

What's fat and wanks over his mom?

Guy Sheppard.