Whats jokes
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
What's black and long? A line at KFC.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.
What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?
Cancer.
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
What’s white and sticky and better to spit out than to swallow? Toothpaste.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.