Whats jokes
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?
He dumped them.
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
What kinds of apples grow on trees?
All of them.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
What did the cow say?
Moo!
Neona: Gwen?
Gwen: Yes... what can I do for you?
Neona: You were so right! Mr. Smith has sexual problems and is a fool! I am so sorry that you were not a liar! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!!
Gwen: You should have listened. Plus I'm over it!
Neona: Are you mad at me?
Gwen: Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My father didn’t beat cancer.
One man was very depressed because he lost everything. He lost his job. He lost his home, and he lost his wife. So he went lonely into the forest to grieve.
Suddenly, with his head raised up, he sees Santa Claus walking by. "Santa?" he asks. "Why are you early? It is not even Christmas?"
"Ho, ho. Don't worry about me. Let's worry about you instead," says Santa. "What is the problem, my friend?"
"I lost everything good in my life. I got fired from my job. My wife divorced me. I lost my house."
Santa: "I can help you. You can wish three things you want in life, and I'll give it to you."
Man: "My first wish is I want my house back."
Santa: "Done!"
Man: "My second wish is I want 1 million in cash in my bank account."
Santa: "Done!"
Man: "My third wish is I also want my job back!"
Santa: "Done, but before I actually give you those wishes, I have to hump you."
Man: "Okay. Let's do it."
So Santa Claus takes off his pants to hump the man.
After they are done humping, Santa asks the man: "How old are you?"
Man: "I am 35 years old."
Santa: "And still believe in Santa Claus??!! HOHOHOHO!!!"
What has four legs and works at McDonald's?
The remaining members of Nirvana.
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
What's red and blue and runs up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's Day? Candy wigs.
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.