Whats jokes
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Memes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"
What goes inside and comes out wet?
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.