Whats jokes
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
Memes
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
What's black and long? A line at KFC.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.