Whats jokes
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do 3-year-old boys say after going to confession?
"My bum hurts!"
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?
*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.