Whats jokes
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit!"
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?
*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"