Whats jokes
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
Memes
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?
Herpes stays around.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look, I’m about to change!
What do you call a violent fish?
A smackeral!
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."