What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
Whats Jokes
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee ππ
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
Whatβs the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?
A. Denephew.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
