Whats jokes
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato clock.
The shop keeper said, "I don't know what a potato clock is."
The man said, "Me neither, but I'm starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9, so I'd have to get a potato clock."
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
What did the shoe say to the other shoe?
Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?
Windows shutting down.