Whats jokes
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.