Whats jokes
What do you get when you cross a priest with a toilet?
Holy shit.
A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
What's the best way to get a man to confess to a rape?
Ask him to tell a rape joke.
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
Freeze.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.