If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Whats Jokes
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Whatβs the best thing about Switzerland?
I donβt know, but the flag is a big plus.
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
Hereβs another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
