Whats jokes
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
Memes
What kind of shoes does a kidnapper wear?
White vans.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.