Whats jokes
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
What is purple, small, and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What makes depressed kids jump?
Bridges!
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn mooer.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?
"That hit the spot?"