Whats jokes
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
What is purple, small, and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
Memes
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
An American is touring the Soviet Union. A Russian takes him to a school so he can see what it's like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes, they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The American asks what's wrong, and he cries, "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
What do you call an army of disabled people?
Special forces.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.