Whats jokes
What runs but never stops?
What's 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.
A shop assistant is helping a little boy find his mum.
"What's she like?" he asked the boy.
"BIG COCKS AND VODKA!" said the boy.
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
What's the difference between my mum and my dad?
My mum stayed.
What hit the ground first, the feather or the depressed kid?
The feather, the rope was stopping the kid.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.