Whats jokes
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?
The second nightstand.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?
Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
Doctor: You'll be at peace soon, sir.
Me: What? Am I dying?
Doctor: No, your wife is.
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
What makes depressed kids jump?
Bridges!
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"