Whats jokes
An American is touring the Soviet Union. A Russian takes him to a school so he can see what it's like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes, they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The American asks what's wrong, and he cries, "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
Memes
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"
Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What was the ONLY difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples got picked.
What is an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.