Whats jokes
Doctor: You'll be at peace soon, sir.
Me: What? Am I dying?
Doctor: No, your wife is.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
Memes
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn mooer.
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?
"That hit the spot?"