Whats jokes
What did Santa use as a candy cane?
Wait, wait, I said it wrong.
Okay.
What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
Someone stole my grass today. I went to the police, and they said: "What's wrong?" I said, "How could you tell something was wrong?" They replied, "You were looking forlorn."
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet? Beets stain your teeth.
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
So, I don't want anyone taking this the wrong way, people are free to be whatever they feel they are, and that's not anyone else's choice.
BUT!!!!!!
I personally have my own feelings on "churches and christianity". I feel that it is against The God Delusion and is an abomination to anyone who has half a braincell. I know plenty of Christian people, and I respect that! NO, REALLY, I DO. My best friend is a dumbass Christian just like you are, and I respect that's how she feels, and I'm glad that she made her choice. But I don't love it when people promote this stuff, because it is what the morons are tricking everyone into doing/being. Falling into the brainwashed act is NOT something you should ever want to do. As someone who has some intelligence, this is not okay in my sense.
As someone who isn't an Aussie, I note that Idfk what this is: "The people who defended Australia get 2 days, remembrance day and Anzac day + 1 minute of silence." BUT the christianism community gets YEARS IN THIS DUMB WORLD where they are told that they are 'special' and 'normal, like everyone else'. Which is really unfair and in a way, biased. I was only 7 when I recognized this just from being told at school by all the kids in my class that they are either CHRISTIAN or support it.
I know and understand I will get a lot of hate from this, I also don't give a shit, but please remember that it's just my thoughts and opinion. Thank you for reading. :)
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.