Whats jokes
Question: What do you call 8 apples?
Answer: The iPhone 8.
Q: What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s?
A: Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
What's similar between a 14 year old pregnant girl and the fetus inside of her?
They're both thinking, "Oh shit, my mom's going to kill me!"
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
What was the most famous skeleton detective in the world? Sherlock Bones!
What type of work can orphans do? Homework.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon? A: A Luna-Tic!