Whats jokes
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
Memes
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
What is the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.