Whats jokes
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
Doctor asks his patient, "What is your zodiac sign?"
Patient replies, "Cancer." Doctor says, "What a coincidence!"
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
Memes
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Whatβs the best thing about Switzerland?
I donβt know, but the flag is a big plus.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Whatβs Michael Jacksonβs favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.