Whats jokes
This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. What the fuck are you mad at me for? My grandpa didn’t even survive one.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!