Whats jokes
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
What happens if an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.