Whats jokes
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
Person 1: “Hey, today was great!”
Person 2: “What happened?”
Person 1: “I ran into my ex today.”
Person 2: “What’s so great about that?”
Person 1: “I was in my car.”
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
Ever seen the show Naked and Afraid? That’s what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.