Whats jokes
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
What time is it when it turns 13 o'clock?
Time to get a new watch.
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
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Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Uranus, ur-anus, your anus. Anus is what's in between your two buttocks.
What's red, green, and goes 90 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.