Whats jokes
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.
I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Do you know this kind of kid
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.