Whats jokes

What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?

They both like lil' boys.

What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?

I can't jump off a burrito.

Mom: I'm getting you a dog!

Me: OMG REALLY?!

Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?

Me:...

Me: Bitch, please.

What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.

Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.

So if you are bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄

What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.

Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...

What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?

One of them is used.

The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents, buddy."

If someone calls you dirty minded just say:

"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."

I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.

What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.

TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?

My cousin: the other half.

What did one orphan say to another orphan?

"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"

What does a cow say? Moo.

What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.

What has eyes but can't see?

Potatoes, storms, and needles.

What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?

School shooter.