Whats jokes
Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?
A. Crayons.
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
What is the best game for a deaf person?
Charades.
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
Memes
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What's an upside of being an orphan?
You'll never get grounded again.
My girlfriend went to the doctor for a broken arm, and they told her it should be better in about two months. I asked her what they said. She said, "It should be better in about two months." I then asked her, "What did the dentist say?"
What do you call an under-the-weather seven?
A sick seven.
I got told I'm too mean and that I need to think before I speak. So now I take a couple minutes and think of what will REALLY piss the other person off.
What the difference between a priest and acne
Acne waits till your 13 to cum on your face
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? A rabbi cuts it off, a priest sucks it off.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.