Whats jokes
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
Ever seen the show Naked and Afraid? That’s what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
Person 1: “Hey, today was great!”
Person 2: “What happened?”
Person 1: “I ran into my ex today.”
Person 2: “What’s so great about that?”
Person 1: “I was in my car.”
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.