Whats jokes
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
What did the HP say to a Dell?
Hello!
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
What instrument can a skeleton never play?
An organ.
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!
*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*
"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
What was Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"