Whats jokes
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.
He said the ATM outside.
Why are women so bad at parking?
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Memes
i know what i’m naming my child
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
When I’m bored, I text a random number, “I hid the body... now what?”
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
What's the fastest way to get to the hospital? Stand in the middle of the road.
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.