Whats jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What is smegma name?
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."