Whats jokes
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
What starts with "E" and ends with "G"?
Everything.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi, Bud!
Memes
God is you... If you have a dog
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
What flowers are on your face?
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
What was Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"