Whats jokes
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
What do you call a person who cares for chickens?
A chicken tender.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him.
When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
Well.
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
What's red, green, and goes 90 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun…
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
What did the builder say after the foundation?
"Employees!"
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What is boring? Talking about boring things.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What happened to the eight-year-old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church?
The priest stopped him on the way there.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!