Whats jokes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
I you know what i mean
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.