Whats jokes
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
What do you call an under-the-weather seven?
A sick seven.
What's the difference between a grenade and your wife? There's none. Take out the ring and half of the house is gone.
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage.
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.