What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
Whats Jokes
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graaaaiins.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What does Drake call his rake?
Da-Rake.
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
What is boring? Talking about boring things.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
What do tigers wear in the winter?
A striped sweater.
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
