Whats jokes
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
What type of flour do orphans use?
- Self-raising.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
What did the cow say?
Moo!
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
Memes
I feel this one on a personal level.
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage.
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
My wife said I didn’t listen to a single thing she says.
What a weird way to start a conversation!
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies?
A swallow.
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
What happened to the frog that partied illegally?
He got TOAD away!
What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?
The washer doesn't take loads for free.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.