Whats jokes
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
A man goes into Heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa’s clock, it has never moved because she has never lied."
"There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice."
"Where is Donald Trump’s?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
What's long and black? Centrelink line.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
I was wearing a mask and told the teacher I ate her vagina. She said what? I pulled my mask down and said, "No, I said I like your hyenas." Then a kid sees me do it, but he only heard the first part, so he goes up to the teach and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight." She said, "Pull your mask down," and he pulls his mask down and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight."
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?
The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
What should more fun than slapping a baby?
Deez nutz.