Whats jokes
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi, Bud!
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
What starts with "E" and ends with "G"?
Everything.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
Someone stole my grass today. I went to the police, and they said: "What's wrong?" I said, "How could you tell something was wrong?" They replied, "You were looking forlorn."
What did one copper say to the other? C U.
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.