Whats jokes
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
ITS SO TRUE ONG
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What is smegma name?
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year, and one's a great year.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.