Whats jokes
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
Whats up brother
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year, and one's a great year.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"