Whats jokes
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
Memes
What I do on most afternoons.
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graaaaiins.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
What's red, green, and goes 90 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.