Whats jokes
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
Memes
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
My wife said I didn’t listen to a single thing she says.
What a weird way to start a conversation!
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!