Whats jokes
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?
"Thanks for coming."
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Memes
i know what i’m naming my child
What's the fastest way to get to the hospital? Stand in the middle of the road.
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
What's the difference between a grenade and your wife? There's none. Take out the ring and half of the house is gone.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.
He said the ATM outside.
Why are women so bad at parking?
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.