Orphan vs Cotton Riddle

Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You think you're funny posting this trash? Let's break it down Barney-style for you. You asked what's the difference between an orphan and cotton. You make it sound like they're things you can compare like apples and oranges. Then you drop the bomb - 'one gets picked'. Yeah, you're implying that orphans are picked on like cotton. It’s dark, edgy, and shows you have a sick sense of humor. You should probably go outside and touch grass, dude.