Whats jokes

What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?

They both can crash down.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?

Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!

What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?

Get a fucking job.

You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?

Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.

What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

Sunday. Monday. Tuesday. What the fuck? Saturday.

What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).

What do you call a blonde in a freezer?

Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

What do you call a sad coffee?

Despesso.

What's the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book?

You can shut the book up.

What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."

What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?

The cow didn’t make it.

Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).

What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.

What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.

What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?

cocks of African-American men

An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.

Three guys are on a plane: one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American. The pilot says, "There is too much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off." So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said, "I have plenty of these where I come from." Then the Asian threw out some rice and said, "I have plenty of these in my country." The American threw out a bomb and said, "I have a lot of these in my country."

The plane crashes anyway, and the three men start to walk away from the crash. As they were walking, they found a boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of burritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy." The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of rice fell out of the sky and shredded all my clothes." The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble. They kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny. The boy said, "MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!"

What is Africa's most famous sport?

The Hunger Games.