Whats jokes
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
Memes
What do planets read?
Comet books.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle?
Let's call this one a draw.
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man?
Snowballs.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
What's the most played game in Africa? The Hunger Games.