What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
Whats Jokes
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
