Whats jokes
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
Robin: "The car's not working."
Batman: "Did you check the battery?"
Robin: "What's a tery?"
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.
What's the most played game in Africa? The Hunger Games.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them, they disappear.
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.