Whats jokes
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
What do mermaids use to write with?
Sea pens.
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?
"STAY OVER THERE!"
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What’s the difference between school and prison? One is painted.
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
A friend texts to another:
"Hey." They reply, "What's up?"
The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "The sky!" But the other friend intervenes and says, "No, it's the ceiling!"
To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "Unless you're homeless or six feet under."
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.