Whats jokes
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
Well.
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian's, hahahahaha!
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
What happens when you combine candy and dick? That creepy guy down the street!
What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"
Woman: What’s a good comeback for my sexist husband when he tells me to go make him a sandwich?
Husband: I know! How about you COMEBACK with a goddamn sandwich?
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?
You better not lay a finger on her!