Loud Compaction

This is a dark joke because it uses the disturbing image of a baby being crushed in a trash compactor. The punchline uses the disturbing idea of the sound getting louder as the baby gets smaller.

• Trash Compactor
• Baby
• Sound
• Noise
• Machine
• Infant

• What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a blender.
• What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.
• What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor? You looking a little square.
• What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.