Whats jokes
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
Son: Mom, can I borrow $50?
Mom: What? NO WAY! Do you think money grows on trees?
Son: Mom, what is money made of?
Mom: Paper.
Son: Where does paper come from?
Mom: . . .
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian's, hahahahaha!
What happens when you combine candy and dick? That creepy guy down the street!
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.
The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"
Woman: What’s a good comeback for my sexist husband when he tells me to go make him a sandwich?
Husband: I know! How about you COMEBACK with a goddamn sandwich?
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?
You better not lay a finger on her!
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE