Whats jokes
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? We know who Jesus’s dad was.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
Memes
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1.
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What’s red and very rare?
A baby in a blender.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of the pile is still alive.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of pile is eating its way out.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
What do sheep wear to the beach?
A baa-kini.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.