Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?
"I finished my job."
What about me?
Whats Jokes
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What is smegma name?
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
