Whats jokes
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?
Spread the love!
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
A man awakes in a hospital and is confused. He decides to feel his legs, but to no avail. "Doctor, doctor!" He cries out. "What is it?" The doctor asks. "I can't feel my legs!" The doctor stands there for a moment - completely dumbfounded. ". . . That's because I amputated your arms."
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!