Whats jokes
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man?
Snowballs.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: You slap her.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
What do planets read?
Comet books.
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
What did the two paintings say after a long battle?
Let's call this one a draw.
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.
What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.