Whats jokes
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
What's grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies.
What's grosser than that? A live one at the bottom.
What's grosser than that? When he eats his way out.
Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
Memes
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? We know who Jesus’s dad was.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).