Whats jokes

What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.

What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?

Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.

What is Africa's most famous sport?

The Hunger Games.

I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."

What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?

Beat It.

What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?

They're both "sweet home Alabama."

Son: Mom, can I borrow $50?

Mom: What? NO WAY! Do you think money grows on trees?

Son: Mom, what is money made of?

Mom: Paper.

Son: Where does paper come from?

Mom: . . .

Woman: What’s a good comeback for my sexist husband when he tells me to go make him a sandwich?

Husband: I know! How about you COMEBACK with a goddamn sandwich?

What is black and white and is dead?

My Chemical Romance.

What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"

What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.

What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.

What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.

What's the best part about having emo grass?

It cuts itself!

What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?

Get a fucking job.

What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.

What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?

You better not lay a finger on her!

You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?

Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.

What country do French Fries come from? Grease.

Robin: "The car's not working."

Batman: "Did you check the battery?"

Robin: "What's a tery?"

Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.