Whats jokes
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
Robin: "The car's not working."
Batman: "Did you check the battery?"
Robin: "What's a tery?"
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: You slap her.
What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them, they disappear.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.