Whats jokes
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
Memes
What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach?
"Sandy cheeks."
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.
The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
What goes "Ooooooo"?
A cow with no lips.
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian's, hahahahaha!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!