Whats

Whats jokes

Rape

If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?

Newborn

What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?

You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.

Shooting Range

What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?

My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.

Orphan

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Memes

Marriage

A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.

The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."

Comeback

What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?

Kill their parents.

Trip

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

Orphan

What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?

They both cannot see their family.

Priest

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

Email

What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.