Whats jokes
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of the pile is still alive.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of pile is eating its way out.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
What do sheep wear to the beach?
A baa-kini.
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
Memes
i keep asking explain bear to make me welcome since im new but why dont you
A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!
Sans: Zzzzzzzz
Papyus: SANS WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it dude?
Papyus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Papyus: Grrrrr....
Sans: Oh come on that was a real RIBTICKLER.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
Sans: Zzzzzzzz.
Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it, dude?
Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.