Whats jokes
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them, they disappear.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
Memes
Do you know this kind of kid
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: You slap her.
Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
What do planets read?
Comet books.
What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.