Whats jokes
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What happens when you combine candy and dick? That creepy guy down the street!
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
Son: Mom, can I borrow $50?
Mom: What? NO WAY! Do you think money grows on trees?
Son: Mom, what is money made of?
Mom: Paper.
Son: Where does paper come from?
Mom: . . .
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian's, hahahahaha!
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
What's grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies.
What's grosser than that? A live one at the bottom.
What's grosser than that? When he eats his way out.
Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
Woman: What’s a good comeback for my sexist husband when he tells me to go make him a sandwich?
Husband: I know! How about you COMEBACK with a goddamn sandwich?
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?
You better not lay a finger on her!