Depressed kid jokes
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.
The kid just hangs there.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
When you were supposed to help the depressed kid, but not "help" the depressed kid.
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
What do you call a depressed group of kids?
Suicide squad.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What is a depressed kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.
"I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.
"Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.
What do apples and depressed kids have in common?
They both hang on trees.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope.
What hit the ground first, the feather or the depressed kid?
The feather, the rope was stopping the kid.
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.