Depressed kid jokes
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?
They both hang from trees.
How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope.
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five...
...but it left him hanging.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
How do you help a depressed kid face their fears... You count to 3 and say jump?
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
What did one depressed kid say to the other?
Hey, wanna hang together?
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
What do depressed kids and sloths have in common? They both hang from trees.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
The depressed kid wanted a high-five from the tree, but it left him hangin'.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.