What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
How do you help a depressed kid face their fears... You count to 3 and say jump?
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
What do depressed kids and sloths have in common? They both hang from trees.
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five...
...but it left him hanging.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
The depressed kid wanted a high-five from the tree, but it left him hangin'.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.
What do apples and depressed kids have in common?
They both hang on trees.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five.
It left him hanging.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
