Depressed kid jokes
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.
The kid just hangs there.
What is a depressed kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
The depressed kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging!
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five.
It left him hanging.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
What do apples and depressed kids have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!