Whats jokes
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Memes
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."