What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
Whats Jokes
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
A guy barges into a psychiatrist’s office and screams, “Doctor! I have suicidal tendencies! What do I do?!”
The doctor calmly answers, “Pay me in advance.”
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
What do women and KFC have in common?
After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What is the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.
He said the ATM outside.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?
One's a superhero, one's a command.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
