Whats jokes
Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.
He said the ATM outside.
A guy barges into a psychiatrist’s office and screams, “Doctor! I have suicidal tendencies! What do I do?!”
The doctor calmly answers, “Pay me in advance.”
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
What do women and KFC have in common?
After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.