Whats jokes
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?
"I finished my job."
What about me?
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.