Whats jokes
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
Memes
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.