Whats jokes
What instrument can a skeleton never play?
An organ.
My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!
*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*
"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
What flowers are on your face?
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
Memes
Two memes in one
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.