Whats

Whats jokes

Draw

My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!

*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*

"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"

Whore

If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?

Non-profit wh*reganisation.

Orphan

What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?

None. Neither can see their parents.

Memes

Paper

What does my arm have in common with paper?

They both can be cut.

Yo mama

What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...

Man

What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.

Man

What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.

Year

I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.

He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.

Birth

What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?

One was planned.

Drunk

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.

Hitman

Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?

They all shoot people for a living.

Crime

What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?

Consensual Rapper 7.

Woman

What do you do when a woman is choking?

Back up a couple inches.