Whats jokes
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
When your dad asks what you want for dinner in a group chat…..
What present can a pimp always buy his hoes to both show how much he thinks of them and know they can never get enough of?
Condoms!
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking, hot body as a senior citizen?
Cremation.
What can you say in bed and in piano class? Im fingering A Minor
What do you call an alpaca of Pakistani nationality?
An alpaki.