Whats jokes
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
Memes
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?
"I finished my job."
What about me?
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.