Sexual Intercourse jokes
What’s the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”
That's the best I've done so far.
Did you ever receive an anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have an orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?
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Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
