Sexual Intercourse jokes

What’s the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?

You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.

How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.

I just had sex.

I had sex, but ended up going "uuyaahh!"

When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"

She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!

How do you make a blonde girl stop screaming in bed? Pull out of her.

How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?

She opens the car door.