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7 years ago

How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?

She opens the car door.

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    A chart divided into two columns: "Illegal" on the left with a pink header, and "Legal" on the right with a green header. The title above the chart is "Guide to animal rights" and the subtitle is "What to do and not to do with animals". Under "Illegal" are three illustrations with captions: 1) A person standing behind a cow, labeled "Sexual intercourse". 2) A person kneeling next to a pig lying on its side, labeled "Blowjob". 3) A chicken with straps and buckles on it, labeled "Bondage". Under "Legal" are three illustrations with captions: 1) A person standing behind a cow, using a tube, labeled "Insemination". 2) A person kneeling next to a small pig, holding an instrument, labeled "Castration without anaesthesia". 3) A grid representing a cage, labeled "Caging".
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    A black and white comic strip depicting Darth Vader telling someone, presumably his son, about his conception. The text reads: "I AM YOUR FATHER! NO! No, that's impossible! Actually, it's very possible. I think it's time we had "the talk". You see, I stuck my penis into your mom's vagina. From there I- 20 long minutes later... Then I went uhhhh gghha aaa! Oh, BABY! And that's how you were created. I...I don't know how to take this all in. That's what your mom said LAST NIGHT! NOOOOOO!"
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    WIKIPEDIA The Free Encyclopedia Search Wikipedia Search Create account Log in Contents hide (Top) Background Pinyan's death Investigation Media reporting Criminal charges, guilty plea, and sentencing Aftermath "2 Guys 1 Horse" Zoo James Michael Tait and later events of 2009-2010 Section 16.52.205 of the Revised Code of Washington See also References External links Enumclaw horse sex case Article Talk From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia The Enumclaw horse sex case was a series of incidents in 2005 involving Kenneth D. Pinyan, [2][3] an engineer who worked for Boeing and resided in Gig Harbor, Washington; James Michael Tait, a truck driver; Douglas Spink; and other unidentified men. Pinyan and Tait filmed and distributed zoophilic pornography of Pinyan receiving anal sex from a stallion under the alias "Mr. Hands". [4][5] After engaging in this activity on multiple occasions over an unknown span of time, Pinyan received fatal internal injuries in one such incident. The story was reported in The Seattle Times and was one of that paper's most read stories of 2005. [6][7] Pinyan's death rapidly prompted the enactment of a bill by the Washington State Legislature that prohibits both sex with animals and the videotaping of such an act. Under current Washington law, bestiality is now a Class C felony punishable by up to five years in prison.[8] As bestiality was legal in Washington state at the time, Tait was instead convicted of trespassing and was sentenced to a one-year suspended sentence. Background A 2 languages Read View source View history Tools In the 1970s, many statutes that had criminalized certain sex acts in various U.S. states were repealed, largely since they had criminalized some consensual sex acts between adults that were no longer considered appropriate to forbid (e.g., criminalizing all oral and anal sex). [9][10] In Washington state, a law was repealed on July 1, 1976, that had said: Every person who shall carnally know in any manner any animal or bird, or who shall carnally know any male or female person by the anus or with the mouth or tongue; or who shall voluntarily submit to such knowledge; or who shall attempt sexual intercourse with a dead body, shall be guilty of sodomy... Enumclaw horse sex case Date Location Location of Enumclaw, Washington State July 2, 2005; 18 years ago Unincorporated area in King County, Washington, United States (near Enumclaw) Bestiality Туре Cause Cause of death: Acute peritonitis caused by traumatic perforation of the colon Participants ⚫ Kenneth Pinyan (Mr. Hands)[1] Outcome • James Michael Tait • Douglas Spink A stallion Laws passed criminalizing bestiality and zoophilic pornography in Washington state
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