Whats jokes
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.