Whats jokes

What is white with red all over?...

JFK.

What do orphans call family pictures?

A selfie.

What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?

One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.

What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."

What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!

What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

He puts his PJ-Amazon!

What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.

What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.

What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.

What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?

"Sum ting wong."

What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."

What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."

My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.

What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?

Homecoming.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?

Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?

A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.

What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.

Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?

"I finished my job."

What about me?

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Coff- na, jk, bleach.