What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
Whats Jokes
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
What part of the vegetable is the hardest to eat? The wheelchair.
What has four legs and one arm? A doberman at the playground.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?
"Thanks for coming."
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
