Whats jokes
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.
He said the ATM outside.