Whats jokes
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
What does a cow say? Moo.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
Memes
Do you hear what I hear? | Daily Spooktober Meme #3
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What is smegma name?
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.