Whats jokes
What happened to the frog that partied illegally?
He got TOAD away!
What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?
The washer doesn't take loads for free.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
What’s the most played song in Africa?
Have you ever seen the rain?
What is the most famous dish in Africa?
Don't know, they haven't tried it yet.
So there were these two wind turbines standing in a field, and one of them asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other thinks for a moment and says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.
My girlfriend went to the doctor for a broken arm, and they told her it should be better in about two months. I asked her what they said. She said, "It should be better in about two months." I then asked her, "What did the dentist say?"
What's an upside of being an orphan?
You'll never get grounded again.
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
What do you call an under-the-weather seven?
A sick seven.
What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage.
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
What's the difference between a grenade and your wife? There's none. Take out the ring and half of the house is gone.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."