Whats jokes
What is the best game for a deaf person?
Charades.
When I’m bored, I text a random number, “I hid the body... now what?”
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
My wife said I didn’t listen to a single thing she says.
What a weird way to start a conversation!
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage.
What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies?
A swallow.
What happened to the frog that partied illegally?
He got TOAD away!
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
Why are women so bad at parking?
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.