Whats jokes
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
Memes
Sleep paralysis for the first time and this is what I see except it's face and body is way more stringy and hollow.
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi, Bud!
Someone stole my grass today. I went to the police, and they said: "What's wrong?" I said, "How could you tell something was wrong?" They replied, "You were looking forlorn."
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
What starts with "E" and ends with "G"?
Everything.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"