Whats jokes
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
What's the difference between $1 million and baby teeth?
I don't have $1 million in my wallet.
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
What do sheep wear to the beach?
A baa-kini.
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?
..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a playground.
What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
A lady weightlifter goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have a confession." The doctor asks, "What is that?" She replies, "I've been using steroids and....I think I've grown a penis." The doctor looks at her and asks, "Anabolic?" There's an awkward silence then she replies, "No, just a penis."
What's grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies.
What's grosser than that? A live one at the bottom.
What's grosser than that? When he eats his way out.
Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?
Just trying to fit in.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby?
One makes you cry when you cut it up.