Whats jokes
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
Son: Mom, can I borrow $50?
Mom: What? NO WAY! Do you think money grows on trees?
Son: Mom, what is money made of?
Mom: Paper.
Son: Where does paper come from?
Mom: . . .
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian's, hahahahaha!
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
Memes
I you know what i mean
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
What happens when you combine candy and dick? That creepy guy down the street!
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
Woman: What’s a good comeback for my sexist husband when he tells me to go make him a sandwich?
Husband: I know! How about you COMEBACK with a goddamn sandwich?
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.