Whats jokes
Woman: What’s a good comeback for my sexist husband when he tells me to go make him a sandwich?
Husband: I know! How about you COMEBACK with a goddamn sandwich?
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
Memes
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?
You better not lay a finger on her!
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
Robin: "The car's not working."
Batman: "Did you check the battery?"
Robin: "What's a tery?"
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.