Whats jokes
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.
Memes
When your dad asks what you want for dinner in a group chat…..
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them, they disappear.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: You slap her.
Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!