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What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
What do sheep wear to the beach?
A baa-kini.
What's the difference between $1 million and baby teeth?
I don't have $1 million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?
..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a playground.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
A lady weightlifter goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have a confession." The doctor asks, "What is that?" She replies, "I've been using steroids and....I think I've grown a penis." The doctor looks at her and asks, "Anabolic?" There's an awkward silence then she replies, "No, just a penis."
What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?
Just trying to fit in.
What's grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies.
What's grosser than that? A live one at the bottom.
What's grosser than that? When he eats his way out.
Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby?
One makes you cry when you cut it up.