What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.
Whats Jokes
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!
Sans: Zzzzzzzz
Papyus: SANS WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it dude?
Papyus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Papyus: Grrrrr....
Sans: Oh come on that was a real RIBTICKLER.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Sunday. Monday. Tuesday. What the fuck? Saturday.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
What's the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book?
You can shut the book up.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
