Whats jokes
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?
Answer: disappearing acts.
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?
A cold shoulder.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
i keep asking explain bear to make me welcome since im new but why dont you
What does a blind man say when he passes the fish market?...."Hello ladies!"
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
You can keep the tip.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
What’s one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in school zones.
What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
What time is it when you walk into a wall? Time to get to bed!
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.