Whats jokes
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
What’s a peedophile’s favorite shoes? White vans.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
What goes 200 mph and is red?
Babies in a blender.
Memes
What did the octopus say to the other? "Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands."
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!