Whats jokes
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?
Answer: disappearing acts.
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?
A cold shoulder.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
What does a blind man say when he passes the fish market?...."Hello ladies!"
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
You can keep the tip.
What’s one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in school zones.
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.