What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
Whats Jokes
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head N Shoulders.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What is a briefcase?
A short lawsuit.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? "You look a bit flushed."
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
