Whats jokes

What is yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of kids.

What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.

Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".

You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?

Both end up getting cut.

What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?

A selfie.

Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?

A: Musical chairs.

What's a furry's favorite news network?

Fox!

What do you call a dog that tells time?

A watchdog.

What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?

Cross country.

What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.

What’s one good thing about pedophiles?

They drive slow in school zones.

What does a queen want on her cookie?

Royal Icing.

What time is it when you walk into a wall? Time to get to bed!

What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?

Scream cheese.

What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.

A man has a terminal illness and isn't sure how long he has left to live, so he talks to his doctor. The man asks, "How long am I going to live?"

The doctor says, "Depends, what time is it?" The doctor then looks at his watch and says, "10".

The man asks, "Ten what?"

Then the doctor keeps going, "6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1".

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?

Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.

What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...

What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?

A fat nun.