Whats jokes
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
A man has a terminal illness and isn't sure how long he has left to live, so he talks to his doctor. The man asks, "How long am I going to live?"
The doctor says, "Depends, what time is it?" The doctor then looks at his watch and says, "10".
The man asks, "Ten what?"
Then the doctor keeps going, "6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1".
What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?
Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores?...
There is always a kitchen in the back.
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?
He made no cents.
Q: What's the difference between an egg and me?
A: An egg gets laid.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".