What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
Whats Jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
What’s a peedophile’s favorite shoes? White vans.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
What goes 200 mph and is red?
Babies in a blender.
What did the octopus say to the other? "Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands."
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
