Whats jokes
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
My dad told me to do what he did best, so I left.
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
What sucks but doesn't suck?
Vacuums!
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?
A cold shoulder.
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?
Answer: disappearing acts.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
What does a blind man say when he passes the fish market?...."Hello ladies!"
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
You can keep the tip.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?
White vans.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.