Whats jokes
What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!
"Sir, in court, all your answers must be oral, okay?"
"Ok."
"What town did you grow up in?"
"Oral."
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
Lol same
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?
If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
Everyone in my class: "I can't wait until I have a family, I can't wait to study for my dream job."
My friends: "What's your dream job?"
Me: "I'm going to die young :))"
What did the dick say to the condom?
Cover me, I'm going in. 😚😏
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."
Kid: "What's dark humor?"
Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."
Kid: "I am blind, Mom."
Mom: "Exactly."
What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.
What sucks but doesn't suck?
Vacuums!
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.