Whats jokes
Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?
A. An easy bake oven.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
You can keep the tip.
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
What’s one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in school zones.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
What time is it when you walk into a wall? Time to get to bed!
What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?
White vans.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.