Whats jokes

What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”

What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”

What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”

Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"

Orphan: "What's a mom?"

What's an emo's favorite game?

Limbo.

(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)

What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?

If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

What’s an orphan's favorite movie?

Spider-Man: No Way Home.

What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.

"This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word "PEDO" that had been spray-painted on his front window."

"What's been going on, John?" I asked.

"Fucking kids," came his mumbled reply.

The dirty bastard!

What flour do you give an orphan?

Self-raising.

What did the dick say to the condom?

Cover me, I'm going in. 😚😏

"Sir, in court, all your answers must be oral, okay?"

"Ok."

"What town did you grow up in?"

"Oral."

What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!

Old soviet joke.

"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."

Kid: "What's dark humor?"

Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."

Kid: "I am blind, Mom."

Mom: "Exactly."

Everyone in my class: "I can't wait until I have a family, I can't wait to study for my dream job."

My friends: "What's your dream job?"

Me: "I'm going to die young :))"

What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.

What did the lawyer name his twins?

COURTney and CASEy.

What do you call your angry French aunt?

A crossaunt.

What do lesbians do while having their period?

They finger paint.

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

(People will then say "r")

Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear sir,

You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.

If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?