The Angelic Brother

The humor comes from the kid taking the 'angel' metaphor literally and trying to see if his baby brother could fly. This misunderstanding of a common expression leads to a dark twist, as the kid reveals he threw the baby off the balcony.

• Brother
• Kid
• Angel
• Family
• Lie
• Mom

• A kid asks his mom, "Mom, how much do you love me?" The mother responds with, "I love you as much as I love your brother." The kid looks confused and says, "But I don't have a brother." The mother smiles and says, "Well, I guess my love is not existing."
• One time this kid came back from school and said, "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said, "Good news please," and the boy said, "I got 100% on my math test today." and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said, "Now to the bad news, I LIED!"
• Mom, mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand..... Little Johnny, good! But he's not born yet.
• Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-