Whats jokes
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?
White vans.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".
A man has a terminal illness and isn't sure how long he has left to live, so he talks to his doctor. The man asks, "How long am I going to live?"
The doctor says, "Depends, what time is it?" The doctor then looks at his watch and says, "10".
The man asks, "Ten what?"
Then the doctor keeps going, "6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1".
What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?
Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores?...
There is always a kitchen in the back.
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?
He made no cents.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
Q: What's the difference between an egg and me?
A: An egg gets laid.