Whats jokes
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
Mom: (Looking through Facebook) How adorable!
Kid: (Looking over her shoulder) What a cute ass!
The kid's mom blushes until she realizes what he was pointing to. It was a picture of a baby donkey.
The real question is, what was she looking at on the same screen that made her blush at that remark?
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in some laundry...
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.
"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"
Sally: "You..."
Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"
Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."
Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"
Johnny: "A pig."
Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "
Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"
What did the retard say when the water too deep?
"Deep deep."
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.