Whats jokes
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores?...
There is always a kitchen in the back.
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
Q: What's the difference between an egg and me?
A: An egg gets laid.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
Like if its true
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?
He made no cents.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.
I bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.