Whats jokes
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
Memes
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
What’s a peedophile’s favorite shoes? White vans.
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
What goes 200 mph and is red?
Babies in a blender.
What did the octopus say to the other? "Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands."
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
What’s the best part about stage four cancer?
There’s no stage five.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
What should you do if the dishwasher breaks?
Kick her.
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.