Whats jokes
What do chairs spend on the most?
Chair-ity.
What is long, brown, and cures depression?
A noose.
What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
Memes
Lol same
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
Today in 3rd grade English, the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take your clothes off?"
Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "You can't ask that!"
The English teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired!"
Finally, Little Tim raises his hand, "The shower, ma'am."
The English teacher clapped her hands, "Good job, Tim, and as for you Elsa, you do not have the body for that."
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody nose.
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?
A cold shoulder.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!