Whats jokes

So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.

Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.

What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.

What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!

Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.

What am I?

Answer: a Riddle.

What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"

What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?

10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Your uncle.

What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?

Both are sick and twisted.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?

Jacks and 5.

What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?

A mass murderer.

What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?

There are twenty of them.

What separates bad jokes from dad jokes?

Condoms.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw them some laundry.

What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?

A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.

What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.

What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?

A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.

What has four legs and one arm? A doberman at the playground.

What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.

What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!

Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.

Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."