Whats jokes
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
What's the difference between a baby and a potato? 140 calories.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.