Whats jokes
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? "You look a bit flushed."
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
What's so similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the sperm inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh shit, my mum is gonna kill me!"
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
What is Alabama’s family tree? A circle.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.