Whats jokes
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.