Whats jokes
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
What’s the best part about stage four cancer?
There’s no stage five.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
Memes
shrek has a potato for a nose
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
What should you do if the dishwasher breaks?
Kick her.
What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
What part of the vegetable is the hardest to eat? The wheelchair.
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.
What has four legs and one arm? A doberman at the playground.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.