Whats jokes
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Your uncle.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What is the difference between hungry and horny?
The cucumber goes to different places.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.
What's the fastest way to get to the hospital? Stand in the middle of the road.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.