Whats jokes
What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.
What separates bad jokes from dad jokes?
Condoms.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw them some laundry.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
Memes
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.
What has four legs and one arm? A doberman at the playground.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
What part of the vegetable is the hardest to eat? The wheelchair.
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!