What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?
Answer: disappearing acts.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
Hey, what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack, then sell it again.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't comin'.
What's worse than placing 10 babies in a trash can?
Placing 1 baby in 10 trash cans...
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
Me: What did one toilet say to the other?
You: What?
Me: You look flushed!
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese 😱.
