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What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
There were three babies in a mom's stomach. One baby asks, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The other baby answers, "A doctor. I want to help people. What about you?"
"I want to be an engineer. I want to make things. What about you?" he asks to the third baby.
"I want to be a hunter."
"Why?" the other babies ask.
"I want to kill the snake that spits on my face."
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
What's the difference between three dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.