What's happening jokes
A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
What happened when the duck crossed the road?
It crossed the road.
Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.
There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose?
Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food, so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
What happens if you look in the mirror and say fentanyl 3 times? You'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
I asked my friend what happened to him?
His balance shifted.
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
Sorry for the interruption. I am ALYA, and I am disappointed in you guys. You shouldn't bully or make fun of orphans. They didn't choose their life or what happened in their life. What happens if you were an orphan and people were making fun of you? Would you like that?
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
What happened to the dog that crossed the road?