What's happening jokes
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
Hi, I am back! Tell me what's happening?
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Complete and utter destruction.
They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?
What happened to the eight-year-old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church?
The priest stopped him on the way there.
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
What happened to the blind man's son?
He thought he was hitting a piñata.
Three Europeans come to America. They are all captured by Native Americans, who want to kill them. But the Europeans beg to have their lives spared. The Native Americans agree not to kill them on one condition: the Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it.
So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs, and the Native American kills him.
They both see each other in heaven, and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach, and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, “Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a BANANA!!"
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.