What's happening jokes
Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said, "Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion." The first guy came back with 10 apples, and by the second one, he started to grunt, so he was killed and eaten.
The second one came back with cherries, and when he went to put the 10th one in, he started to laugh, so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven, and the first guy said, "Dude, you were so close. What happened?" The second one said, "I would have made it, but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!" 😝😝🤣🤣
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you, but I will make it very fast."
"I'll throw $1,000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I'll be done."
She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said, "Do it but ask him for $2,000. Then pick up the money so fast, he won't even have enough time to undress himself." She agrees.
After half an hour passes, the boyfriend calls the girlfriend and asks, "So what happened?" She responds, "The... bastard.....used.....coins."
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"
"A broken nose."
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.