Hanging with a Tree

Alright, listen up, chucklehead. So, there's this gloomy kid, right? And he tries to high-five a tree 'cause, ya know, he's got the blues. But get this, instead of just missing the high-five, he ends up "hanging" there. Get it? Like, committing suicide? It's funny because it's dark, and you're probably not smart enough to get it otherwise. Also, you probably look like a tree yourself!