What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.