What do you get when you cut an onion? Onion Jizz
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker
LITTLE JOHHNY WALKS INTO LIVING ROOM AND ASKING HIS PARENTS MOM DAD WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSSBREED A BULLDOG AND SHITZU. THE MOTHER AND FATHER SHRUGS AND SAYS WE HAV NO IDEA JOHNNY WHAT DO U GET AND LITTLE JOHHNY REPLIES YOU GET A BULLSHIT
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat? A:cowacat B:mooure C:cowacatfood
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino ??
El if I know
What do you get when you cross a jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbreadman
what do you get when you put a vest on an alligator
an investigator
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767
a 797
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
what do you get when you cross a pig with cactus? a porkupine
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What do you get when you cross a priest with toilet? Holy shit.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon
What do you get when you have a class of kids, and a speeding car? A 24 killstreak
what do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
the worst shits you'll ever see
