What Do You Get When... jokes
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.