What Do You Get When... jokes
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
What do you get when you cross a panhandler, a politician, a lobbyist, a prostitute, a sodomite, and a Jehovah's Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion?
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sourpuss.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.