What Do You Get When...

What Do You Get When... jokes

Water

    • They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

    What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.

    What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.

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    • Boner

    • What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?

    ... A boner.

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    • Chicken

    • What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?

    Dead chicken and dead cow.

    Lesbian

    • What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?

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    • Christian nationalist

    • What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?

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    • Catholic priest

    • What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?

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    • Politician

    • What do you get when you cross a panhandler, a politician, a lobbyist, a prostitute, a sodomite, and a Jehovah's Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion?

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    • Lesbian

    • What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.

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