What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!