What Do You Get When... jokes
What do you get when you cross a panhandler, a politician, a lobbyist, a prostitute, a sodomite, and a Jehovah's Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion?
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sourpuss.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!