What Do You Get When... jokes
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
What do you get when you cross a clergyman and a politician?
A panhandler.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.