What Do You Get When... jokes
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
What do you get when you cross a clergyman and a politician?
A panhandler.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.