What Do You Get When... jokes
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
What do you get when you cross a clergyman and a politician?
A panhandler.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.