What Do You Get When... jokes
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father-in-law.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner.