What Do You Get When... jokes
What do you get when you cross a priest with a toilet?
Holy shit.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?
... A boner.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?
Dead chicken and dead cow.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?