What Do You Get When... jokes
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What do you get when you cross a priest with a toilet?
Holy shit.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?
... A boner.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?
Dead chicken and dead cow.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!