They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rino?
Answer: Elephino
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? ....... A boner..
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup Beauty
What do you get when you gobbled down sweets ?
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow
Dead chicken and Dead cow.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow
A Holy Cow
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi and a lesbian that is a progressive democrat and a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco California one of Jehovah's Witnesses
What do you get when you cross a fat christain nationalist that is heteroflexable and a christain nationalist politician who is also a born again christain and a conservative republican that has a small penis a tv evangelist on steroids
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary
What do you get when you cross a panhandler and a politician and a lobbyist and a prostitute and a sodomite a Jehovah's Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle? A Dildo.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
BugsBunny!
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centapiede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sour-puss.
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
what do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator Fidel castro
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
