What do you call jokes
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
What do you call the girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't comin'.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
What do you call a bear without an ear?
B.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!