What do you call jokes
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Pssh.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What do you call a magic car?
A flying carpet.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.