What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
What Do You Call Jokes
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
