What do you call jokes
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn mooer.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.