What do you call jokes
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
What do you call a person who cares for chickens?
A chicken tender.
Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.