What do you call a person with a flip flop
My dad
What do you call a stoned kid with down syndrome
A baked potato
What do you call group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama windchimes
What do you call a fart in a gay bar A mating call
What do you call a US border hopper? A Mexican jumping bean
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What do you call Steven Hawkins wife? Siri
What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
What do you call a cow with no legs, ground beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs. your mom
Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A Milkshake.
What do you call a cow with no legs
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes
What do you call a herd of cows mastrabating? Beef Strokin' off
What do you call a pen with no head DeCAPitated
what do you call a down syndrome who graduated high school? impossible
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
What do you call two redheads on mars?
Locals.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other. "Pillow Fight".
