What do you call jokes
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A double chinkey.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
What do you call gun ammunition made out of human babies?
Project-childs.
(Projectiles)
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.