What do you call jokes
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha.