What do you call jokes
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
What do you call a person who cares for chickens?
A chicken tender.
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.