What do you call jokes
What do you call bees that produce milk?
Boo-bees!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
what do you call a retard smoking weed?
a baked potato.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? - Carlos.
What do you call a donkey with no feet?
A horse.
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes? The Inbredibles.
What do you call a robot that feels like the opposite gender?
A transformer.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.