What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong
what do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai ping
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
What do you call a singing laptop? -- A Dell.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four chin teller.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb
What do you call Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free