What do you call jokes
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
what do you call a retard smoking weed?
a baked potato.
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.