What do you call jokes
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
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What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
what do you call a retard smoking weed?
a baked potato.
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.
What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.