What do you call jokes
What do you call a stupid bear?
The bear that's gonna give this an explanation, and he's dumb.
What do you call a donkey with no feet?
A horse.
What do you call bees that produce milk?
Boo-bees!
What do you call it when human vegetables die?
Spoiled food product.
Q. What do you call a group of emos?
A. Suicide Squad.
What do you call a money hungry Hispanic?
Don Jewlio
What do you call the bomb dropped on Hiroshima?
A rice cooker.
What do you call One Direction converted to Islam?
Al-Qaedirection
What do you call a robot that feels like the opposite gender?
A transformer.
What do you call a crackhead with no crack?
Pointless.
Heh, what do you call two girls who love scissors?
Lesbians! Bahahah!
Q. What do you call a baby born six months early?
A. A miscarriage.
What do you call a masculine lesbian who smokes weed?
A stoned butch.
Q: What do you call a hot lesbian who smokes weed?
A: A high femme.
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
What do you call a series of ascending steps with eyes that follow you intently?
A starecase.
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilANTe!
What do you call a feminazi that has a dick the size of a Vienna Sausage?
Fudge Packer.
What do you call a disabled person called Gerald?
GERALD!
What do you call an orphan being kidnapped?
A surprise adoption!!