What do you call jokes
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
What do you call a Japanese car thief?
Tommy took a motor.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What do you call the heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson?
Jeffrey Epstein.
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.