What do you call jokes
What do you call a lesbian vampire?
Cunt Dracula.
What do you call a sick Asian?
A calculator with dead batteries.
What do you call Mario?
Bros.
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair being pushed by a cannibal?
A to-go order.
What do you call a bus full of stoners?
The Magic School Bus.
What do you call an annoying emo kid?
A nuisance.
What do you call it when a tranny commits suicide?
A good start.
What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
Q. What do you call a baby with anencephaly? A. Anything you want, it's not like it's gonna answer you.
What do you call a Vietnamese antivirus scanner?
An-Thi-cho-rho-na.
What do you call something that eats kids?
An upset mother.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What do you call Liberal Scare Tactics?
A Conservative's Utopia.
What do you call gun ammunition made out of human babies?
Project-childs.
(Projectiles)
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.